THISCLOSE;
You never bothered.
I was just a burden to you.
Thanks for acting like you actually cared.
The answer to evry qn startg with a who/what is
Your mother
The answer to evry qn startg with a where is
Up your ass
The answer to evry qn startg with why is
Cause i like it
The answer to evry other qn is
Shut up
With this vital piece of advice u will succeed in life & english compre.
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Light Bulb Jokes about all Junior
College in Singapore.
Found it in one of the forums ^.^
Q: How many RJC students does it take
to
change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the
new bulb, one to manufacture and test
it
out, one to write a proposal on it and
one to market it.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with
RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take
to
change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to
screw it in and the rest to cheer and
wave flags and banners to give him/her
support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take
to
change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take
to
change a light bulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to be one of
the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: None. They’ll rather use all their
money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take
to
change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them
what a light bulb is in the first place
and to demonstrate how to change the
light bulb. (So how do you think
they’re
able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take
to
change a light bulb?
A: They’ll prefer it to be darker.
(Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows* )
Q: How many JJC students does it take
to
change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that
they made their macho male physics
teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?
Q: How many SAJC students does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for
it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil
lamps.
Q: How many SRJC
students does it take to change a light
bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?
Q: How many PJC students does it take
to
change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the
principal would do something about the
rightbarbs. Let’s do 300 jumping jacks
for not wearing the proper school
attire.
Q: How many MJC students does it take
to
change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to
get
promoted.
Q: How many IJC students does it take
to
change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll
find ways out of the dark.
Q: Who wrote all this?
A: A TJCian.
Q: How many TJC students does it take
to
change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already
very bright.
iHATEyou;
7:13 PM
